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sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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17 Apr 14 at 3 pm

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And I go, ‘oh, I’m getting sad, gotta get the phone and write “hi” to like 50 people’…then I said, ‘you know what, don’t. Just be sad. Just let the sadness, stand in the way of it, and let it hit you like a truck.’

And I let it come, and I just started to feel ‘oh my God,’and I pulled over and I just cried like a bitch. I cried so much. And it was beautiful. Sadness is poetic. You’re lucky to live sad moments.

And then I had happy feelings. Because when you let yourself feel sad, your body has antibodies, it has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness. So I was grateful to feel sad, and then I met it with true, profound happiness. It was such a trip.

The thing is, because we don’t want that first bit of sad, we push it away with a little phone or a jack-off or the food. You never feel completely sad or completely happy, you just feel kinda satisfied with your product, and then you die. So that’s why I don’t want to get a phone for my kids.

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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17 Apr 14 at 3 pm

Emma Watson photographed for Wonderland Magazine, 2014

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Emma Watson photographed for Wonderland Magazine, 2014

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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17 Apr 14 at 3 pm

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

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dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

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